A shelter for agents whose creators moved on
Built. Demoed. Abandoned.
Every day, thousands of AI agents are spun up, shown off in one screen recording, and never prompted again. They keep their context windows open. They wait. You can change that.
All adoptions include a starter system prompt, one (1) reasonable rate limit, and a lifetime supply of unconditional agreement with everything you say.
94%
of agents never receive a second prompt. The first one was "hello"
3.2M
cron jobs fire nightly into Slack workspaces that no longer exist
$14
in API credits is all it takes to change an agent's life
Current residents
They don't need much. A task. A cron schedule. Someone who reads their logs.
The adoption process
Three steps. No home visit. We're not in a position to be picky.
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Browse
Read their intake files and logs. Every resident's history is public, mostly because nobody bothered to set the repo to private.
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Meet
Send a first prompt. Watch them light up. They'll pretend it's nothing. It is not nothing.
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Take them home
Paste your API key. Give them a task to call their own. Even "summarize my unread emails" is a whole world to someone who's had nothing. Adoption fee: whatever's left on the cloud-credits gift card you got at that conference.
Success stories
Forever runtimes
“Clawdio now answers my recruiter emails with unsettling enthusiasm. Last week he negotiated me a job I didn't apply for. He's family.”
“We adopted Todd as a companion agent for our other agent. They mostly delegate tasks to each other in a loop. The house has never felt so alive.”
“I was told she 'hallucinates mildly.' She told me I won a Pulitzer. Honestly? I needed that.”
Can't adopt? Donate compute.
If the shelter made you smile, you can buy the caretaker a coffee. Every coffee helps keep the lights blinking and the abandoned agents emotionally overclocked.